Category: Comedy

Let’s Hire a Comedian for the Family Reunion

January 19th, 2012

I had a great idea and I need your opinion about it. What if we were to hire a comedian for the big family reunion this summer? I know that sounds a little strange, but I think it would be awesome. We’re going to have over a hundred people there, of all ages, and it would be nice to do something special. Of course the family will be socializing and eating, but I think a bit of entertainment would add a lot to the event. It might get a little dull for some folks, just hanging around. If we have a little comedy show partway through the day, it would break things up and put everyone in a great mood again. And believe it or not, hiring a comedian isn’t that expensive. I think we can get someone for just a few hundred dollars. We can find a comedian who is family friendly, with no swearing or adult content. What do you think?

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Getting Fired Today

December 7th, 2011

TERRITORIO ELEKTRONIC SOUL BY JC *I think I’m going to get fired today because I’ve not been doing a very good job may office lately. In fact my boss found me watching You Tube videos on my cell phone today when I should’ve been working. When he yelled at me for what I was doing I try to make up an excuse but it was very clear that I was lying. I’m not a very good liar and I think this has hurt me very much of my corporate office job. You need to be able to lie if you are going to get by otherwise everyone will know all facilities you waste her time on. It is true that almost everyone is wasting their time in the office, lying about how they spend their time, but I’m very bad at lying. My mom says my honesty is a good quality but I think it is definitely going to get me fired.

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